Post by Lindsay Mannering
Katy Perry was in Rio de Janeiro promoting her movie, Katy Perry 3-D or something, and she turned a lot of heads in the gold cocktail dress she wore. The cut-outs say sex, the sleeves say girly, the length says demure, and the color says fun. Needless to say, the "Wide Awake" singer's frock was shouting a lot of things at us, but all we could really see through all the glitz were Katy's Perrys. Hello! Her boobs were stuffed into that dress tighter than a five-pound sausage in a three-pound bag. I mean, Fifty Shades of Grey? More like Fifty Shades of Katy Perry's Bondage Boobs in Gold. (Nailed it.)![]()
Katy Perry was in Rio de Janeiro promoting her movie, Katy Perry 3-D or something, and she turned a lot of heads in the gold cocktail dress she wore. The cut-outs say sex, the sleeves say girly, the length says demure, and the color says fun. Needless to say, the "Wide Awake" singer's frock was shouting a lot of things at us, but all we could really see through all the glitz were Katy's Perrys. Hello! Her boobs were stuffed into that dress tighter than a five-pound sausage in a three-pound bag. I mean, Fifty Shades of Grey? More like Fifty Shades of Katy Perry's Bondage Boobs in Gold. (Nailed it.)