Post by Maressa Brown
Reality check, y'all! Us Weekly and other sources have confirmed the sexy bikini photo Britney Spears tweeted the other day can't be proof of the pop star's "comeback," because, well, it's actually from four years ago. Ack! Yes, she's lookin' damn good in that pic, but now we know why: That was when she was all of 26! Girl's now 30 years sooo old, so fuggetaboutit! Now, according to some, she's "lost the youthful body and facial structure she once had." AKA she's OVER THE HILL. (Hope you can sense how my words are dripping with sarcasm.) Deep breath ... Okay, let's regroup here, shall we? Britney may have looked fab in the 2008 photo, but we all know that was not exactly a shining era for the mom of two. That was the year she was hospitalized, committed to a psych ward, and dad Jamie Spears took control of her life in a conservatorship. Hello, not a good look for anyone!![]()
Reality check, y'all! Us Weekly and other sources have confirmed the sexy bikini photo Britney Spears tweeted the other day can't be proof of the pop star's "comeback," because, well, it's actually from four years ago. Ack! Yes, she's lookin' damn good in that pic, but now we know why: That was when she was all of 26! Girl's now 30 years sooo old, so fuggetaboutit! Now, according to some, she's "lost the youthful body and facial structure she once had." AKA she's OVER THE HILL. (Hope you can sense how my words are dripping with sarcasm.) Deep breath ... Okay, let's regroup here, shall we? Britney may have looked fab in the 2008 photo, but we all know that was not exactly a shining era for the mom of two. That was the year she was hospitalized, committed to a psych ward, and dad Jamie Spears took control of her life in a conservatorship. Hello, not a good look for anyone!