Post by Emily Abbate
Kris Jenner is straight up delusional. I can get over the whole getting breast implants on national television thing and can't blame her at ALL for that whole Today mix-up. However, woman's got some issues that need to be addressed as of ... last week. Style issues, that is. The momager stepped out to Scott Disick's New York City restaurant last week wearing a dress that looked like a trash bag. See her there? Working it wearing that short, leather and lace, pleated skirt number? This looks like something that Kanye West would pick out for Kim Kardashian, and everyone would think, WTF?! I imagine what's going on inside 56-year-old Kris's head right now. I look bomb in this dress. I bet Lance is wondering if he's still attracted to women. Bruce, stop drooling in the corner. No one my age pulls off pleather like I can do. I'm the QUEEN OF THE WORLD. Let's talk about a little term called age appropriate. Ahem.![]()
Kris Jenner is straight up delusional. I can get over the whole getting breast implants on national television thing and can't blame her at ALL for that whole Today mix-up. However, woman's got some issues that need to be addressed as of ... last week. Style issues, that is. The momager stepped out to Scott Disick's New York City restaurant last week wearing a dress that looked like a trash bag. See her there? Working it wearing that short, leather and lace, pleated skirt number? This looks like something that Kanye West would pick out for Kim Kardashian, and everyone would think, WTF?! I imagine what's going on inside 56-year-old Kris's head right now. I look bomb in this dress. I bet Lance is wondering if he's still attracted to women. Bruce, stop drooling in the corner. No one my age pulls off pleather like I can do. I'm the QUEEN OF THE WORLD. Let's talk about a little term called age appropriate. Ahem.