Post by Emily Abbate
Courtney Stodden usually looks like a train wreck. She's one of those people we all love to follow because she's so heinous, amiright? So you can imagine my surprise when she recently stepped outside with her awkward husband Doug Hutchison looking ... surprisingly different? As in, she looks normal. Well, as normal as you can look rockin' a little red dress hugging up your lady parts and a pair of way-high I'm gonna fall on my face any second stilettos, anyway. I ... I feel ... confused. Isn't this the same girl who dressed up as a cat and coughed up a hairball? Awkward-city. Talk about a 180-degree change for the better. She looks healthier, more mature, and more comfortable with who she is. And you know what? I think I know the root of the problem.
Courtney Stodden usually looks like a train wreck. She's one of those people we all love to follow because she's so heinous, amiright? So you can imagine my surprise when she recently stepped outside with her awkward husband Doug Hutchison looking ... surprisingly different? As in, she looks normal. Well, as normal as you can look rockin' a little red dress hugging up your lady parts and a pair of way-high I'm gonna fall on my face any second stilettos, anyway. I ... I feel ... confused. Isn't this the same girl who dressed up as a cat and coughed up a hairball? Awkward-city. Talk about a 180-degree change for the better. She looks healthier, more mature, and more comfortable with who she is. And you know what? I think I know the root of the problem.