Post by Emily Abbate
All right, so I have a little bit of an apology to make. I was sort of kind of hard on Britney Spears when she went shopping at Old Navy a few weeks ago looking all hicktastic. The 30-year-old mother of two stepped out last night to the City of Hope Awards in Los Angeles looking amazing. No, better than amazing. She looked gosh darn fabulous. What's that I see? Actual LIFE in her face? Her eyes look alive. Her skin looks radiant! Her back looks so ... toned! Britney Spears has FINALLY arisen from the commonplace of "I'm trying to make a comeback and failing" stars like the Backstreet Boys and Danny Bonaduce and has MADE IT. Alas, I SEE GREENER PASTURES! Britney, I'm sorry. Clearly, you've still got some tricks up your sleeve. Forgive me, please? Pretty please?
All right, so I have a little bit of an apology to make. I was sort of kind of hard on Britney Spears when she went shopping at Old Navy a few weeks ago looking all hicktastic. The 30-year-old mother of two stepped out last night to the City of Hope Awards in Los Angeles looking amazing. No, better than amazing. She looked gosh darn fabulous. What's that I see? Actual LIFE in her face? Her eyes look alive. Her skin looks radiant! Her back looks so ... toned! Britney Spears has FINALLY arisen from the commonplace of "I'm trying to make a comeback and failing" stars like the Backstreet Boys and Danny Bonaduce and has MADE IT. Alas, I SEE GREENER PASTURES! Britney, I'm sorry. Clearly, you've still got some tricks up your sleeve. Forgive me, please? Pretty please?