Post by Kiri Blakeley
I'm not exactly one to covet what other people have -- except when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. Like a lot of us, I want her abs. I want her butt. I want her legs. Her boobs. Her never-orange permatan. Yes, I'm straight. But, c'mon, Jen looks amaaaazing! While most of us will probably never have Aniston anything, especially that ginormous rock on her finger or her memories of Brad Pitt in the sack, there is one thing that maybe just maaaaaybe we can all have. Her hair!!! If this was high school, Jen would have won "best hair" every single year since she's been on Friends. It always looks sorta like she just came back from the beach-slash-hair salon. Can it really be yours? Apparently so. And you don't even have to do something like wait 'til she's asleep, shave her hair off, and glue it to your scalp. 'Cause that would be weird.![]()
I'm not exactly one to covet what other people have -- except when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. Like a lot of us, I want her abs. I want her butt. I want her legs. Her boobs. Her never-orange permatan. Yes, I'm straight. But, c'mon, Jen looks amaaaazing! While most of us will probably never have Aniston anything, especially that ginormous rock on her finger or her memories of Brad Pitt in the sack, there is one thing that maybe just maaaaaybe we can all have. Her hair!!! If this was high school, Jen would have won "best hair" every single year since she's been on Friends. It always looks sorta like she just came back from the beach-slash-hair salon. Can it really be yours? Apparently so. And you don't even have to do something like wait 'til she's asleep, shave her hair off, and glue it to your scalp. 'Cause that would be weird.