Post by Lindsay Mannering
Are you sitting? Because you should be sitting for this huge news. Kim Kardashian is a liar and a thief. Yesterday, she implied that she got bangs (lies!) and stole the attention we could've paid to really important things like Kristen Stewart's boobs and LeAnn Rimes' song about sleeping with a married man (thief!). You guys, Kim Kardashian's bangs are fake. Fake! That trickster. We've been fooled! I guess, though, there's a light at the end of this horribly dark and shameful tunnel that is Bang Gate 2012 (not to be confused with Bang Gate 2007 that co-starred Ray J).![]()
Are you sitting? Because you should be sitting for this huge news. Kim Kardashian is a liar and a thief. Yesterday, she implied that she got bangs (lies!) and stole the attention we could've paid to really important things like Kristen Stewart's boobs and LeAnn Rimes' song about sleeping with a married man (thief!). You guys, Kim Kardashian's bangs are fake. Fake! That trickster. We've been fooled! I guess, though, there's a light at the end of this horribly dark and shameful tunnel that is Bang Gate 2012 (not to be confused with Bang Gate 2007 that co-starred Ray J).