Post by Jenny Isenman
Woman 1: Ow, oh, ow ow! Please wait (exasperated)! Let me take a breath. Woman 2: Give her a sec, Doctor, she almost squeezed my hand off. Holy shit, what is she doing in there, an amputation? Cosmetic Dermatologist: Did you have a natural childbirth? Woman 1: I don't have children. Cosmetic Dermatologist: Well, when you do, go natural. It'll boost your pain threshold, prepare you for stuff like this. Now, hold still, just seven more. Seven more?! Of what ... blood sucking leeches to the face? I don't think she can take it. Frankly, I don't know if I can take it. Why am I still sitting here on the table in the room next door? Is looking young that important?![]()
Woman 1: Ow, oh, ow ow! Please wait (exasperated)! Let me take a breath. Woman 2: Give her a sec, Doctor, she almost squeezed my hand off. Holy shit, what is she doing in there, an amputation? Cosmetic Dermatologist: Did you have a natural childbirth? Woman 1: I don't have children. Cosmetic Dermatologist: Well, when you do, go natural. It'll boost your pain threshold, prepare you for stuff like this. Now, hold still, just seven more. Seven more?! Of what ... blood sucking leeches to the face? I don't think she can take it. Frankly, I don't know if I can take it. Why am I still sitting here on the table in the room next door? Is looking young that important?