The sad fact is, the older we get, the more ... saggy our bodies become. I'm sorry, but it's true. We may still be quite thin at 40, but odds are, we're not as tight and toned as we were at 20. (And if we are, we pretty much have to exercise in our sleep.) So, based on this theory, Bethenny Frankel is either a teenager who's managed to fool the world into thinking she's a middle-aged woman, or she has some Benjamin Button sh*t going on. Because daaaaaamn. Bethenny looks hot for an 18-year-old in her bathing suit, never mind a 42-year-old.
Bethenny, as you can see, was swarmed by paparazzi while she emerged from a dip in the ocean in Miami. (Nothing like a relaxing day at the beach!) The former Real Housewives of New York star looked, in a word, unbelievable. We all know that exercising and eating healthy is Frankel's currency, but Jesus. There literally doesn't appear to be a single ounce of fat on this woman. Any trace of a love handle? Not on this gal. Any jiggle when she walks? No -- well, I haven't seen video of Bethenny at the beach, only photos, but I'm guessing no.
Think what you want of the woman, but there's no denying she looks fantastic in a bikini.
Bethenny, whatever you're doing, keep it up. You look great. We should all be so lucky to look like you in a bikini. And as for anyone who tells you otherwise? Don't listen to 'em. They're just jelly.
Bethenny Frankel in a bathing suit: Discuss.
Image via Pacific Coast News