Soooo ... yeah. Jessica Simpson has a new perfume ad out, and all I can say is that after seeing it, you won't be able to get the image of her more than ample bosom out of your head.
Wait, let me rephrase that.
To put it a little more bluntly, Jessica Simpson's boobs will basically hit you smack dab in the face after watching this. It's no big secret that Jess' body is somewhat of a work of art these days, but good GRIEF -- she might as well have gone topless for this video, given how "out there" her girls are.
Don't believe me? Then check it out for yourself.
Bam. Boobs. (OMG.)
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Don't get me wrong, her breasts are all sorts of fab, but it just seems like she's trying a little bit too hard to pimp out her fragrance, which is just weird.
I mean, she's ridiculously gorgeous and already has a loyal fan base, so people should want to smell like her regardless of how much skin she exposes. But then again, maybe this is the most genius marketing move ever? Plenty of dudes will likely be drooling over this ad, so maybe they'll opt to buy a bottle for their wives or girlfriends as a thank you of sorts?
Man, that Jess. In addition to being one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, she also happens to have a pretty keen business sense. After all, not many women can parade around in front of the camera with their breasts hanging out without looking the least bit tacky.
Are you turned off by Jessica's ad?
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