Those Jersey Shore girls, if it's not one thing, it's another, isn't it? Snooki's knocked up and now Deena Nicole Cortese has had plastic surgery. Allegedly. Eh? Probably. And more power to her -- she's got the money and the time, so she should do what she likes with her face. The fact of the matter is, whatever she had done looks pretty good.
We know from Deena's interview with the New York Post back in August that she's had a nose job, so it's obvious that the "Blast in a Glass" isn't opposed to going under the knife.
In my very esteemed and highly sought-after medical opinion, it looks like Deena had some filler-magoos under her eyes, some Botox-junkeroos in her forehead and between her brows, and probably some lip-plumper uppers, as well. Her nose looks a little thinner, too, so maybe she had some sort of touch-up there to boot.
Deena's just following in the footsteps of so many Jersey shorers before her, namely co-star Jenny "JWoww" Farley. JWoww had a ton of stuff done to her face before season 4, and if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, her new face was awesome. She hired the best plastic surgeon reality show money could buy and girl got herself a totally new look. I was blown away. It was subtle and natural yet totally transforming. I was impressed with the work she had done, to say the least.
Deena? Mmmm, not so much. She looks good, don't get me wrong, but there's something a little unrefined about her fillers that leaves her looking a bit unnatural.
Who knows. Maybe she didn't get any work done at all and the puffiness can be attributed to a late night out drinking salty margs on the rocks.
What do you think of Deena's newish face?
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