Post by Jacqueline Burt
Here's what I really want to know about the super-pricey bird poo facials Tom Cruise reportedly relies on to maintain those boyish good looks: Who was the first person to notice that, Hey, whenever I smear nightingale droppings on my skin, it positively glows! (This reminds me of the whole mold/penicillin thing. Except for the life-saving potential part.) No, I'm not making this up, and no, Tom Cruise isn't the only celeb who pays a pretty penny to have somebody rub nightingale doody all over his face. Other famous fans reportedly include Jessica Simpson and Victoria Beckham, which must mean that bird poop is now ... posh? In fact, the practice dates all the way back to ancient Japan, where Geishas swore by the treatment's benefits. Okay, those are some decent testimonials. Still, the question is, do nightingale poo facials really make your skin look better?![]()
Here's what I really want to know about the super-pricey bird poo facials Tom Cruise reportedly relies on to maintain those boyish good looks: Who was the first person to notice that, Hey, whenever I smear nightingale droppings on my skin, it positively glows! (This reminds me of the whole mold/penicillin thing. Except for the life-saving potential part.) No, I'm not making this up, and no, Tom Cruise isn't the only celeb who pays a pretty penny to have somebody rub nightingale doody all over his face. Other famous fans reportedly include Jessica Simpson and Victoria Beckham, which must mean that bird poop is now ... posh? In fact, the practice dates all the way back to ancient Japan, where Geishas swore by the treatment's benefits. Okay, those are some decent testimonials. Still, the question is, do nightingale poo facials really make your skin look better?