Post by Kylie McConville
Sorry, Annie, but it turns out in Hollywood, you're always fully dressed without a smile. Victoria Beckham only smiles about once a year -- for good reason -- but Angelina Jolie and Katie Holmes are guilty of ditching the big grin for a come-hither glare, too. Secret rumor has it they sold their teeth to the Tooth Factory in upstate Michigan, where lots of creepy research is taking place ... but no one has yet to confirm. Just kidding. But really, haven't you ever wondered why they're always on the red carpet -- actually every carpet -- sans smile? Okay, fine, I'll tell you why, but I guarantee you're not gonna like it: Their smiles are AWFUL. Bad. Unflattering. Awkward. So ugly they oogly.![]()
Sorry, Annie, but it turns out in Hollywood, you're always fully dressed without a smile. Victoria Beckham only smiles about once a year -- for good reason -- but Angelina Jolie and Katie Holmes are guilty of ditching the big grin for a come-hither glare, too. Secret rumor has it they sold their teeth to the Tooth Factory in upstate Michigan, where lots of creepy research is taking place ... but no one has yet to confirm. Just kidding. But really, haven't you ever wondered why they're always on the red carpet -- actually every carpet -- sans smile? Okay, fine, I'll tell you why, but I guarantee you're not gonna like it: Their smiles are AWFUL. Bad. Unflattering. Awkward. So ugly they oogly.