Post by Nicole Fabian-Weber
If you're going to feature a guy on a billboard for a tanning salon, it may as well be Real Housewives of New Jersey star Joe Gorga, amirite? Dude has a gorgeous glow. A beautiful bronze. He's like a golden ... retriever, for crissake. But Joey. Sweetie. Darling. You know you're not supposed to be fake 'n' bakin'. I know, I know, I know -- nothing can rival an actual, real tan. It clears up your skin. Makes you look at least three years younger. You appear to be well-rested. But at the end of the day, it causes cancer and wrinkles. And that's so not chic. So, here are other, safer options that still make you look dewy and lit from within. (Worth noting: Joe's estranged sister Teresa Giudice has to pass this billboard every damn day apparently, because it's right where she lives. So there's that.)Image may be NSFW.
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If you're going to feature a guy on a billboard for a tanning salon, it may as well be Real Housewives of New Jersey star Joe Gorga, amirite? Dude has a gorgeous glow. A beautiful bronze. He's like a golden ... retriever, for crissake. But Joey. Sweetie. Darling. You know you're not supposed to be fake 'n' bakin'. I know, I know, I know -- nothing can rival an actual, real tan. It clears up your skin. Makes you look at least three years younger. You appear to be well-rested. But at the end of the day, it causes cancer and wrinkles. And that's so not chic. So, here are other, safer options that still make you look dewy and lit from within. (Worth noting: Joe's estranged sister Teresa Giudice has to pass this billboard every damn day apparently, because it's right where she lives. So there's that.)Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
