I hope you like yourself some Lindsay Lohan because girl's about to be all up in our grills for the next few days. She's going on some media blitz to ... prove she's sober? Prove she can still move her mouth after all those heavy lip injections? Not sure. That's all TBD. We'll get a glimpse at her agenda tomorrow when she sits down with Matt Lauer on the Today show, then again on Saturday night when she hosts SNL.
But until we really know what she's up to, let's talk about her new, um, look.
I spy some new teeth, which are actually quite nice. Not a bad improvement from her crappy yellow ones that freaked everyone out a few months ago. I think I also spy some new cheeks, some new lips, and possibly some new fillers around the eyes. And I'm sure I'm spying some newish hair. We've seen this blonde wig on LiLo before -- it was curly then, but it's gotta be the same one. But no matter how it's styled, straight, curly, whatever, it still looks like something I could afford, which is to say, dirt cheap. Victoria Gotti would be, and should be, appalled. Lindsay's stealing her look and isn't doing it any favors.
Also, I don't wanna get all whatever, but do you think Lindsay is replacing her alleged addiction to substances with an addiction to plastic surgery? I just feel like the cleaner her act gets, the puffier her face gets. I have no idea if she's just substituting one dependency for another, but I hope she reins in her use of Botox and all that other crap because it's not her best look. Oh, now I'm thinking about how I miss her ginger days. Those were the best.
What do you think of Lindsay's new look?
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