Britney Spears has a new obsession, and it's not good. The pop star has been spotted wearing the same outfit on three different occasions, making us all wonder, technically speaking, what the shit is up with that. Her new favorite outfit is brown high top sneakers, black leggings, and an empire-waist tunic with a chevron pattern. She's got the top in two colors, guys, so you know she must really love it.

And believe it or not, there's actually more to discuss.

Britney's not off base with this idea of a uniform. If there's an article of clothing you love, there is absolutely nothing wrong with buying it in multiple colors. In fact, there's nothing wrong with wearing it multiple days in a row, either. It's tre European. I'll say it: I've worn the same pair of jeans all week and the same shirt two days in a row. Might even wear it again tomorrow. If it works (and it doesn't smell ... a lot), there is no shame in the repeat-outfit game.

But, Britney does make one mistake. Wear the same outfit a billion times in a row, sure, but make sure if you're going to do that, the look is one that's flattering.

The single mom of two has an enviable figure, but this tunic shirt does nothing to show it off. It blouses out over her hips and, just, nah ah. Not good. Also, the whole ensemble is very early two thou. Long shirts and leggings aren't really, truly in style anymore.

If you're going to threepeat an outfit, just be certain it's a good one.

Do you wear the same thing multiple days in a row?

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There sadly comes a point in most troubled young starlets' lives when they officially go off the deep end. And that point is typically punctuated or foreshadowed with them shaving their head. First, an umbrella-wielding Britney Spears did it -- and it was all downhill from there. And now Amanda Bynes has gone and done it. That's right, Amanda Bynes shaved her head.

It was only a few days ago that the What I Like About You star was walking around town with super long, matted blonde extensions. And while it wasn't a good look, a true sign of danger in an already troubled starlet seems to be the drastic altering of their appearance. Amanda has already undergone a series of radical physical transformations -- the crazy weave; the cheek piercings; the false eyelashes that look like they were glued on by a one-armed blind man -- but now she's gone one step further and shaved her head. Actually, she shaved half her head a la Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, and every hipster in Brooklyn who's really committed.

Amanda posted a photo of her new 'do to Twitter, along with the caption: "I buzzed half my head like [singer] @cassie! No more old photos! This is the new me! I love it!" Now, if she really loves it, that's great. But let's be real here -- this isn't a girl who's freeing herself of the traditional ideas of what's beautiful on a woman; this is a girl who needs help. Immediately.

I really hope that this is the impetus for the people who know and love Amanda to finally step in and do something. It feels weird and wrong that she's running around town, acting like a lunatic, and everyone's just sitting back, watching. If her piercing her face wasn't a cry for help, her shaving her head certainly is. What comes next can't be good.

What do you think of Amanda shaving her head?

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Please, for the love of all that's good and holy -- don't tell me mom jeans are making a comeback.

Yes, mom jeans -- as in jeans that sit so high up on your waist they practically cover your bra line. As in jeans that make us look old, frumpy, and like we've given up on looking remotely presentable simply because we have children.

And if you thought the mom jeans thing died out a long time ago, think again. Believe it or not, Topshop is selling mom jeans -- and it scares me to think there are women out there who might actually purchase them.

They're called the MOTO Bleach Acid Mom Jean-- and they're pretty hideous. I mean, if you're going to sell mom jeans -- at least call 'em something else so moms like me (a gal who still likes to consider herself somewhat hip) aren't immediately turned off by the title. 

Ok, so I'm not saying higher-waisted jeans are bad in general, because the low-rise ones that expose your butt crack (among other things) are actually way worse than mom jeans ever were or ever will be.

But there are high-waisted jeans, and then there are mom jeans. And I don't care what anyone says -- they're two entirely different things.

Take this pair of Levi's from Macy's, for example.

Sure, they sit a bit higher on the mid-section. But they're still stylish and don't resemble something Steve Urkel would wear. I'd throw on a pair of these. (Maybe.)

Ok, back to mom jeans and why I loathe them as much as I do. I think what it really boils down to is the frump factor. They just don't look good -- plain and simple. They do nothing to accentuate your curves. And they make your hips and butt look about 10 times bigger than they actually are. Even though they might be more comfortable than some lower-rise versions of denim, they aren't at all flattering -- which is why I can't think of any possible excuse to wear them other than not caring about whether or not I look fashionable.

But I do care (I'm shallow like that), so at least for now, there's no way I'm putting on a pair of mom jeans. (Feel free to ask me again in about 20 years though.)

Do you wear mom jeans?

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So bangs are hot these days ... except when they're not. Take Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco who made a big old bang with her bangs at the Screen Actors Guild Awards in January -- and not a good one.

If you recall, they were bad. Really bad. They took up a good portion of her head, were obviously fake, and she got crucified for them. I think someone who referred to them as "some kind of protective space helmet" was on the mild end of things.  In fact, the actress herself says the reaction from fans and media was so bad, those bangs almost ruined her entire career.

Little did we know at the time, however, that there was a very good reason she was trying to rock them. One that will probably make you feel a little bad if you mocked her for them.

She recently told Jimmy Kimmel that she wore them because she had a black eye and had received six stitches. She was embarrassed about the injuries, which she incurred while filming Big Bang Theory just days before. Instead of not showing up, she put on her big girl pants ... and the regrettable bangs. She told Kimmel:

I have a group of people that I pay to tell me 'no,' or to say, 'don't do that.' A bunch of [stylists] said, 'Let's maybe not do the bangs,' but I wanted to wear them because it covered my eye, and I was really insecure about this huge black eye.

Awww, poor thing. Let's face it, we've all had to sacrifice fashion at some point to cover up something. Maybe it's too thick foundation to hide some pimples or closed-toe shoes that don't really go with an outfit because our pedicure (or lack thereof) would scare people in the sandals that really do. So I feel for her.

At least she has a sense of humor about it. She's since nicknamed the bangs "Bev",  and she enlisted Jimmy's help to help her say goodbye to Bev once and for all. Bonjour, Bev. Let's hope we never see her again.

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Have you ever made a less-than-desirable fashion choice to hide something?

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Stop whatever it is you're doing right now -- grab a seat, and take a deep breath. If I hadn't seen these photos of Kate Middleton's ponytail, I doubt I would've believed them. Yep, you heard me right. Kate Middleton finally took the plunge and pulled her gorgeous locks off her shoulders into a ponytail -- something I can't ever recall seeing her do before. (Other than back in 2011, when the photo at left was taken.)

She chose to go the more casual route for a shopping trip with her mother, Carole, where they were spotted picking up a Moses basket for Kate's future prince (or princess?).

Ok, before we talk any further about her hair -- can I go ahead and comment on how adorable it is that Kate and her mom were sporting matching outfits? Love it.

Even though it's spring, I guess skinny jeans and boots never go out of style. (Not that anything does as far as Kate Middleton is concerned.)

Anyhoo, back to the ponytail.

Um, now that she's been spotted in public wearing one, there's really no reason for her to feel pressured to wear her hair down all the time anymore. It actually looks pretty cute pulled back, and it shows off the pregnancy glow she's got going on even more.

And another thing, I know she's royalty and all -- but after that baby arrives, she may find that she has less time to primp in the morning, so she might as well get comfortable with the idea of going the ponytail route at least two or three times a week. That's about what most moms average, right? (I'm more like four or five.)

I don't know about you, but I'm digging this new, laid-back side Kate's showing off. It makes her seem so much more like the rest of us -- even though we know all too well she's in an entirely different league.

Sigh. Yeah, you're right. Even her messy ponytail is a hundred times more polished looking than our hair will ever be on a good day.

How often do you wear your hair in a ponytail?

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Vampires aren't usually this tan, but Nina Dobrev's got a gorgeous vacation glow going on thanks to her girls' getaway in Miami. The Vampire Diaries star just wrapped season 4 of the show and was spotted having some fun in the sun this past weekend with JulianneHough and other girlfriends.

There are countless ways to be envious of their beautiful weekend, but let's start with Nina's beachside style. One day she's wearing a blue tie-dye bikini, the next a pink tie-dye bikini -- Nina clearly knows what swimsuit works best for her and opted to get it in two colors. Smart!

And her off-white, woven fedora is as playful and trendy as it is functional. Protecting one's face from the sun is of the utmost importance, especially if that face works in an industry where youth is a commodity. Her oversized sunglasses also serve a fashionable and functional purpose -- as does Julianne's hat and sunnies.

Nina's straight hair is the ultimate beach accessory (so smooth and so frizz free!) and that delicious smorgasbord of sweets they ordered looks amazing, too.

While it does seem that Nina's hiding her stomach in all the pictures, I'd venture to guess that's less about a baby and more about some post-meal beach bloat. Regardless, she looks perfect to us. So perfect, in fact, that she would surely make a flawless Anastasia Steele in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Same with Julianne Hough, for that matter.

It doesn't look like co-star turned boyfriend Ian Somerhalder made the trip, but maybe he was back at the hotel studying lines? A Christian Grey hopeful's work is never done.

Do you love Nina's beach style?

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When celebrities get invited to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, they generally keep it classy -- i.e., not too much cleavage. Muted makeup. Long hemlines. Sleeves.

For the occasion, the infamously edgy Katy Perry left her American flag bustier and cat ears at home and went with a demure strapless Giambattista Valli gown with branch detailing at the waist. Her ebony hair was side parted in cascading waves. Her arms looked Michelle-Obama caliber AMAZING. (Take that, John Mayer.)

This playing-by-the-fashion-rules vibe made her almost unrecognizable, in fact. Has Katy ever met an event she didn't try to upend in some cheeky way? This is the same girl who made blue hair chic and who can pull off a bra made of film canisters. 

But look closely at a head-to-toe photo like this one of Katy Perry at the White House and you'll see that her inner rebel was in fact in attendance.

On her right hip, you can just catch a glimpse of her white underwear showing through the shimmery green fabric of her gown! In other words, Katy Perry had a wardrobe malfunction -- of sorts -- at the most stately event in town!

Now, it may have only been visible when the flashbulbs were flashing. (Note to anyone attending such an event, always take a flash photo of yourself in the mirror before you leave your house.) Or it could have been a deliberate there-for-everyone-to-see wardrobe malfunction that lasted all night long.

Katy does not seem the least bit bothered by it, however. She's made no statement about the reveal. Maybe because given the way celebrities have been dressing of late, showing an inch of underwear on the red carpet is not so embarrassing. I mean, honestly, side boob is everywhere. Nipples are poking out constantly. Underwear, according to stars like Gwyenth Paltrow and Anne Hathaway, is positively optional.

I hope Katy doesn't get any flack for this because, compared to her peers, the soon-to-be star of The Smurfs 2 is a class act.

Did you notice Katy Perry's 'wardrobe malfunction' at the White House Correspondents' Dinner?

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Throughout history, the world has looked up to America's First Ladies for a variety of reasons. Eleanor Roosevelt was the first to be outspoken, fighting for civil and women's rights. Jackie O had an impeccable sense of style and an unparalleled elegance. Who could forget Nancy Regan's "Just Say No" to drugs campaign. Well it seems Michelle Obama is an inspiration of a completely different sort.

Forget about her amazing "Let's Move!" anti-obesity campaign. Women are most captivated by Mrs. Obama's incredibly toned arms. Apparently, they are so coveted, it has sparked a plastic surgery trend. More women than ever before are opting for brachioplasty (aka arm lipo). According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, 300 women opted or the procedure in 2000. Last year, 15,000 got their bat wings surgically removed. That's a whopping 4000% increase.

We are accustomed to hearing about all the women rushing to doctor's offices with photos of Hollywood's biggest celebs in hand. Though this may be the first time a First Lady has topped a list for the most desired body part of any kind. Jennifer Aniston was a close second, following by Jessica Biel, Demi Moore, and Kelly Ripa. (Poor Madonna. She used to rule the arms race, but didn't make the cut this time.)

This is certainly an extreme choice, but I can't blame any woman for making it. When you wave, the only thing that should move is your hand, not a bunch of flabby skin under your arms. Those dreaded bat wings make wearing sleeveless tanks and sundresses an absolute nightmare. I would love to have Michelle Obama's arms too -- though I might try a few arm curls first?

Would you get arm lipo if you could?

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D'oh! Something tells me there are times when it really stinks to be a celebrity. Case in point -- these unflattering photos of cellulite on Britney Spears' thighs were snapped as she headed to the gym in L.A. yesterday -- and I'm sure she ain't too thrilled about it, y'all.

I know I wouldn't be too happy if someone posted pictures of the dimples on my ass and thighs online, so I'm definitely feeling her pain and embarrassment on this one.

Let's face it -- cellulite is, in two words, the devil. It's so evil, it doesn't even discriminate based on how slim you are. Just look at Brit, for example. She's in amazing shape right now without an inch to pinch -- but she still has a little bit of cottage cheese going on. (So unfair.)

Seriously -- what's the point of trying to get into svelte shape if your cellulite still won't disappear?

Ok, ok, I'm kidding. There are plenty of reasons to fight the battle of the bulge, regardless of cellulite.

It will be a magical day in the universe when someone invents a pill that will get rid of it once and for all, but until then, here are a few methods you (and Brit) can try for at least minimizing the appearance of cellulite.

Do you have cellulite? Have you found anything that helps reduce its appearance?

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Kim Kardashian's little sister, Kendall Jenner, is hot. Super duper hot. But she rarely shows her, ah, Kardashian-side, typically opting for more, ah, clothing. But Kendall decided to throw modesty to the wind recently when she posted scantily-clad photos of herself to Instagram. And by "scantily", I mean her ass was like, "what up, yo!"

Okay, first, let's just get this out there: Kendall looks good. Incredible, actually. And not to sound creepy or anything here, but I'd kill for a behind like that. Sweet Jesus is this girl in shape! And that hair -- Christ. You know what? I actually think I'd take the hair over the butt. Controversial, yes, but(t) I'm a sucker for shiny locks. 

And here's the thing about Kendall's sexy photoshoot: Although she's only wearing a teeny-tiny bikini, she doesn't look as -- how do I say this -- trashy as a certain Kardashian sister would if she posted similar pics of herself. Maybe it's because of the Instagram effect Kendall used, or maybe it's because she's smiling in the photo to the left, looking like she's in a Billabong or OP advertisement, but I don't look at these shots and roll my eyes.

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That said, I'm sure big sis Kim is beaming with pride for Kendall right now. Posting sexy photos of yourself to the Internet -- it's the Kardashian way. Way to carry on the legacy, Kendy!

What do you think of Kendall's bikini shots?

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AngelinaJolie hasn't aged a day since 16 ... for the most part. New photos of her modeling days as a teenager have hit the web, and despite some fuller cheeks, it's hard to tell the difference between Angelina now, at 37, and Angelina then, at 16. She's so consistent, in fact, the shots from 21 years ago feature her posing with her leg out.

While Angie isn't one to sit down with a women's magazine and dish on how she's been able to maintain a constant youthful glow over the years, she has revealed (or her stylists have revealed) some of her beauty secrets.

For her skin, Marie Claire reports that Angelina was introduced to Yon-Ka beauty products by her makeup artist, and she hasn't looked back since. She started using their lotions and potions when she was pregnant with her twins and credits the stuff for keeping her skin firm and wrinkle-free.

To keep her skin hydrated, Angie allegedly gets $400 caviar facials while in the south of France. The fish eggs reportedly nourish the skin like none other. No word on how it smells.

While at home, she's rumored to use Dragon's Blood Sculpting Gel, an invigorating anti-aging gel that's said to firm the contours of your face.

Plus, she's reportedly vigilant about her diet and exercise. Yoga, Pilates, kickboxing, you name it, she's done it. Keeping your body in tip top shape will only have positive effects on how you look and feel.

Angie's certainly mastered her beauty routine ... what's yours?

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Another day, another outfit from the closet of teenage bride Courtney Stodden that has us rolling our eyes. The former Couples' Therapy star stepped out with hubby Doug Hutchison for lunch at the Ivy in West Hollywood Monday looking like she was on the prowl. But really. Donning cheetah print, the 18-year-old was dressed to the nines but missing one major thing: Pants. Which doesn't really surprise me because, um HELLO, have you looked at her Twitter background lately? I see London, I see France, WHOA chick is NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS.

Okay. Exhale. But really, WHAT is Stodden doing here? When has anyone ever said that going out in public without pants was an attractive look? Because I'm pretty sure the lady looks silly, not sexy.

Especially with those shoes. Hurumph.

When it comes down to it, there is a huge difference between dressing sexy vs. dressing skanky. Sexy is showing a little cleavage but managing to keep something to the imagination. Sexy is wearing a shorter skirt while covering your bits, and keeping it classy on top by rocking a fitted blazer. Stodden, however, is the master of the skank. Going out in public wearing this sort of dress (I use that term SO sparingly) is just a drastic cry for attention.

And can we just talk about how her husband is, like, all for people oggling her goodies? That in itself is a crime.

Okay. OKAY. Exhaling again. I'd beg someone to hand Court a cover-up, but we all know that she'd just turn it into a matching bra and panties set.

What do you think of Courtney's animalistic look?

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Kate Middleton is the epitomy of style and class and simple allure. Her husband, Prince William, is absolutely charming and with every passing year, seems to remind us of his mother, Princess Diana, with how openhearted and genteel he is. And while we will always remember how they looked on their wedding day, April 29, 2010, it's not too wild to wonder what they might look like years ... and I mean YEARS from now. After all, the royal couple is destined to be in the public eye for a looong time!

Researcher and artist Nickolay Lamm and Nickolett Mérész of MyVoucherCodes.co.uk must've been wondering exactly that when they were inspired to create an artistic interpretation of how Kate and Wills might age. The result was definitely a bit mindblowing.

Here, you can see the distinguished couple in all their grey-haired glory.

When I say distinguished, I mean distinguished! Seriously! Who ages THAT gracefully!? Seriously, this older, Helen Mirren-meets-Audrey Hepburn version of Kate Middleton is destined to be a fashion icon, and this hypothetical older Wills totally beats current, kinda awkward in his semi-baldness Wills. (And his dad -- whew, let's not even talk about how much it beats Charles!) What's more, I'm not doubting for an instant that this is very well what they may look like in five decades. Lamm and Mérész's interpretation actually looks incredibly realistic. But wow, color me preemptively jealous. I only wish my fiance and I look that awesome at 80.

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Then again, this is Kate and Wills we're talking about. We already knew they're so good-looking and genetically gifted it hurts. Did we really need an artistic mock-up like this to remind us that won't change no matter how many years go by? Nah.

What do you think of this artistic interpretation of the royal couple in 50 years?

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Well, well, well -- somebody certainly seems to have a keen sense of how to please the ladies. (Out of the bedroom, of course.) Since he's a total gem-of-a-guy, BachelorSean Lowe bought Catherine Giudici a handbag for her birthday -- but it's not just any old purse.

Nope. He hooked her up with a Louis Vuitton bag, so now she'll fit in perfectly with all the other designer handbag carrying ladies out in L.A.

And his reasoning for splurging on such a pricey gift is the perfect combination of sweet -- and really sad.

Sean told Us Weekly, "I felt like she's sacrificed a lot to be down here, left her job in Seattle, all that stuff, so I thought I'd get her something really nice. She was happy with it."

Huh. I guess if you give up your job, friends, and family to pick up and move to a new city for the sake of your fiancé's career, a fancy purse is a pretty nice consolation prize.

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OMG! I mean, it's all well and good that he wanted to give her a nice gift -- but does he really think a purse is going to make her any less lonely while he's off grinding all over Peta Murgatroyd doing Dancing With the Stars?

Hmm. On second thought, maybe there are some cool things Catherine can carry around in that bag to make sure she's entertained while Sean is away. Like a good novel, for example. For whatever reason, she strikes me as the bookworm type. Perhaps of copy of Fifty Shades of Grey will help pass the time? (Among other things.)

Or how about some crossword puzzles? Those might be fun. 

Ooh! Or wedding magazines! Yeah, I'm sure that purse is big enough to hold a whole mess of 'em. (Unless Sean bought the smallest and cheapest style, of course.)

Seriously though, I guess there are worse gifts he could've bought for her. If nothing else, at least Catherine will look chic and trendy while she's wandering the streets of L.A. alone.

Do you think a handbag makes up for Sean's absence?

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Amanda Bynes is at it again. Lindsay Lohan II posted photos of herself to Twitter wearing nothing but tight pants, a shaved head, and a lacy, black bra. So, yes, in case you were wondering, Amanda Bynes is still nuts. Accompanying these revealing photos was the caption: "About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I've gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs." Okay, the only thing Amanda needs to lose is the cray in her head; she certainly doesn't need to lose any weight. She's an itty whip of a thing, and her stomach is incredibly toned.

That said, enough with the lingerie pics, stars. We get it, you have boobs.

Everything Amanda does and tweets lately is met with the same response: She's totally lost it. And while it definitely seems like she has, I don't think her uploading a scantily-clad photo of herself portends "she's lost it". Celebs tweet obnoxious photos of themselves like this all the time. (See Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Kendall Jenner for cryin' out loud!)

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What makes AB look nutso-burgers in the photos is the look on her face. The poor thing looks completely out of it. Vacant. Like she's not totally aware of what she's even doing. And if she's saying she needs to lose weight in the photos -- well, it's either a cry for help/attention, or a case of body dysmorphia.

Hopefully, Amanda Bynes will eventually get the help she needs. And hopefully celebrities will stop tweeting half-clothed photos of themselves. Nobody wants to see that. Well, some of us don't want to see that.

Check out Amanda's pic:

What do you think of Amanda Bynes?

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Forget everything you're hearing right now about neon pink floral spring trends. Know what's hot? Schlumpy unwashed jeans and t-shirts, apparently. Kristen Stewart won Best Dressed Woman in Glamour magazine's reader poll! For the second year in a row, might I add. They love her "personal rock-chick style," natch.

Emma Watson was the runnerup, and Kate Middleton was a perplexing third place. And no, today is not opposite day. I know what you're thinking -- "Why don't I get this much attention from wearing Converse sneakers and stained hoodies?" Because your personal rock-chick style is missing some inexplicable magic, i.e. Twilight pixie dust. But hey, Kristen cleans up well for red carpet events, too, when she wants to. Let's remember some of her best ensembles or, um, whatever you call 'em.

Miley Cyrus can't stop, won't stop. Won't stop, can't stop. The leggy 20-year-old loves her some short shorts. Before this latest display of barely-there shorts, Miley has been photographed many times showing off her butt-cleavage, so I think it's safe to say that this fad of hers is here to stay.

It's how she'll up the ante each time, though, that'll keep us clicking. I mean, guessing. Same thing.

This go-round, Miley amped up the drama by not only wearing shorts so short they're nonexistent, but a black t-shirt that reads "Sex, Drugs & Rap." She paired her homeless chic outfit with sky-high, silver studded stilettos and a backwards baseball hat. All this to pump some gas in L.A.

I feel like mothers everywhere are yelling: Destiny Hope Cyrus! Put some pants on! But moms, she ain't listening, and she won't be listening, ever. She's too busy being young and free and high on sex, drugs, and rap to care about what you think now. It's too late. She's not Hannah Montana anymore.

So werk, Miley. Keep giving us glimpses of your butt-cleavage all you want. Keep posing topless on magazine covers. Keep drawing attention to yourself in a sexual, boob-grabbing way. Keep keeping us wondering if one day you'll just forgo clothes completely, and head to Whole Foods naked.

You're the gift that keeps on giving. 

Do you like Miley's new sense of style?

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While on a family vacation in Greece, Kim Kardashian uploaded a video of herself squealing, screaming, and begging for it to stop. But it had nothing to do with her sisters or her mother. The pregnant reality star was getting a fish pedicure, the thing where you put your feet in a vat of water and angry little sea creatures come and bite off your dead skin, and was simultaneously horrified and amused.

Never before have I felt so close to Kim -- pretty sure this is exactly how I'd react to the experience, as well.

Also worth noting? I kind of love how Kourtney seems totally entertained by her sister's drama, and whomever is holding the camera yelling "Kimberly" has my seal of approval, too. Is that Khloe? Can't tell.

Anyway, fish pedicures are illegal in at least 14 states, so if you want this experience, off to the Greek Isles you go.

Watch Kim freak the eff out:

I freaked out at this fish pedicure!!!! OMG ������

May 1, 2013| Source: Keek.com

How would you react in this situation?

I can't. I can NOT. As if it wasn't already clear that Lindsay Lohan is off her damn rocker after the zillion court appearances, car accidents, and nights out partying as it is -- the girl has gone and made me shake my head again. Thankfully it's not another car accident, no. It's packing. Packing for rehab. Wait, let me correct that sentence: Overpacking for rehab.

The star posted the above photo on Instagram yesterday with the caption, "90 days and 270 looks." Yup, there she is sitting on the floor with enough clothes for a year's worth of press appearances and nights out. What woman owns 270 looks? Do you? Am I, like, out of the loop?

Yeah, it may look excessive but let's be real here. LINDSAY NEEDS ALL OF THESE CLOTHES, PEOPLE. Every last tank top. Seriously.

Let's look at the facts here. Lindsay is going to three months of locked rehab. Knowing what I do about Linds (because we're BFFs) -- I highly doubt she's taking this seriously. Sure, she'll go through all the things they make her do because, well, she has to. But without alcohol, drugs, or good rave music -- the star is undoubtedly going to feel a little lost. THAT, my friends, is where the clothes come in.

Lohan needs to focus on something else to keep her sane. That something else is accessorizing. It's matching. It's deciding whether or not to wear a bra with that tan dress. Getting dressed for the day may help curve her cravings for drugs. It's the same sorta high, isn't it? OK. Heck, I know slipping into a pair of good nude pumps always gets my blood pumping.

So yeah, are the 270 looks excessive? Abso-frkin'-lutely. But man, taking a woman out of her element and away from her vices is hard enough as it. Make her leave her clothes behind, too? Not gonna happen.

Can you believe how much Lindsay is packing for rehab?

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All right. I'm gonna be brutally honest, here. After seeing Jennifer Lawrence's barely there makeup at the premiere of The Great Gatsby -- I really think choosing to go so light on the eyeliner and eye shadow this time around was a bad idea.

Yes, I know she's young and fresh-faced and has a natural vibe going on and doesn't need a whole lot of makeup to look good. But in this case, especially given the formality of the event, she probably should've gone a bit heavier on the cosmetics.

And I'll tell you why.

Jen is gorgeous, but she also has a baby-faced appearance, so when she doesn't play up her eyes, she looks much younger than she actually is. Granted, for 30- and 40-somethings, this is generally a good thing. But in her case, at 22, she actually looks more like 15 when she chooses to go the minimal makeup (or makeup-free) route. She looks so much less sophisticated -- like she really didn't put any sort of effort in at all.

Here's a photo of the smoky-eyed look she usually wears.

So much better, right?

I know putting on makeup can be a chore, and there are days when I definitely wish I didn't have to do it. But as a general rule of thumb, unless I'm headed to the beach or gym -- I never, EVER leave the house without makeup, in particular eye makeup.

Whenever I don't have it on, I look tired, washed-out, and downright plain-Jane. Even if I only have time to dab on a little mascara -- that's better than going out in public wearing nothing at all on my eyes.

Think about it for a second -- what's the first thing you look at when you go to talk to someone? Their eyes, right? And Jennifer's eyes are the first thing I noticed when I saw the pics of her at that premiere, and they jumped out immediately, though not in a good way.

She's such a beautiful girl, and she does the whole smoky-eye thing SO well. She really ought to stick to that look in the future instead of downplaying her features so much. Even if she wears the same eye makeup over and over again, sticking with what works is sometimes a better option than venturing so far off-course.

What do you think of Jennifer's more natural look?

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